Death by Query Letter
Convince a stranger to risk their job and profession by investing in a completely unproven product…in 250 words or less. Enter the query letter, described best by Nathan Bransford as “part business...
View ArticleThe Succesful Query Letter: doing the opposite of everything I have been ever...
Because sending emails with missing attachments, pocket updating my Facebook status with such as gems as ‘Jackie is slkdjfsldf’ and broken links on my LinkedIn account weren’t enough I have recently...
View ArticleThe Joy of the Nightmare of Querying
Vanilla Ice said it best. “Love it or leave it you better gain weight, You better hit bull’s eye the kid don’t play.” Okay, that actually makes a lot less sense than I remember rapping as a teenager,...
View ArticleLiterary Rejection: ‘Own it’, says Miss Snark
I was recently rejected by a literary agency. It went something like this: “The pages you sent are well-written and enjoyable, but unfortunately, J did not connect to the story as much as she was...
View ArticleLiterary agent webinars: dream makers or advantage takers?
I received several notices about webinars offering ‘exclusive’ access to literary agents in my email this week. I’m not sure whether to be excited—or irritated. When I was fourteen my mother made me...
View ArticleSeth Godin’s Purple Cows for Queries
I finally figured out why writing query letters sucks (and I mean aside from the repeated stick-in-my-chest rejections): boredom. I have sent out twenty slightly-modified versions of the same query...
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